Friday, October 12, 2007

Orgy

Have any of you been to an orgy? I've participated in a few. If you haven't had the pleasure then you don't know what you are missing. This weekend's orgy will last from 6 PM tonight and last until 8 PM Sunday. A long time to "maintain" you say? You do have to pace yourself, for sure. Let me give you a breakdown.

Friday at 6PM is the Red Sox pre-game on NESN. Sox and Indians face off at 7 PM for the first game of the ALCS. At about 9 PM I will head up to my buddy Hiroshi's golf club to work the door for him at a UMass sorority party (aka college orgy). I will catch the rest of the Sox game while supervising a bunch of drunk, scantily clad girls and Abercrombie wearing, striped-shirt boys who think they can hold their liquor and pick up chicks, but have no clue. The fun part will be catching a few panty or if I'm lucky, beaver shots, while the girls are bumping and grinding. The inevitable downside will be physically escorting inebriated frat boys out of the building. The other bummer will be that at Sorority parties the ratio of men to women are 2:1.

Saturday I will go to work, but may be taking my clients to see the #3 ranked (1AA) UMass Minutemen play Villanova. I should get home in time to plop on my couch to watch the #4 ranked Boston College Eagles play Notre Dame. I will have to listen to the end of that game on the radio as I am supposed to accompany my family to a house warming party for a friend of my wife at 6 PM. I will have to leave the party by 8:30 PM because I have to bounce another party at Beaver Brook, this time a frat party (better scenery, 2:1 ratio women to men). On the ride to Beaver Brook I will listen to the start of Game 2 of the ALCS. I will catch glimpses of the rest of the game between the bumping, grinding and puking.

Sunday I will spend the day watching the NFL. The weekend will reach its zenith when at 4:30 PM the 5-0 Patriots play the 5-0 Cowboys in Dallas. If I have any energy left I will fall asleep to game 3 of the NLCS, Rockies/Diamondbacks.

On Monday I will be spent, with only the visions of tight ends, bumping and grinding, wide receivers and balls flying all over the place.

I better nap this after noon.

9 comments:

Mushy said...

Yep, you need a nap after all that grinding! I just had one, so now I'm tired again from reading this.

See ya!

stinky said...

ya all that grinding would wear me out to....the stinkfinger

nikki said...

hehehe...i like this kind of orgy

my sports plans for the weekend:

sox game tonight (um, my pops is from cleveland so i might have to put the support in their column)
sportscenter highlights
college football tomorrow (focus on notre dame with the hope they get their azzes handed to them by bc)
nlcs game tomorrow night
my 'boys vs. the pats on sunday...and yeah, i'm a 'boys fan so i guess that makes us enemies. too bad, that.

endangered coffee said...

7-1 in the fifth.

Off to a good start...

David Sullivan said...

Nikki: I ain't mad at ya.....we can agree to disagree.

EC: Sox look like they are on their way (sorry Nikki's pop)

Mushy: Its Sat. AM and I might not survive the weekend.

Stinky: Lots o' panty shots, no beave

Suldog said...

That was pretty much my weekend, minus the panty shots and escorting drunks out the door.

Did you pick up tickets for the Florida State game yet? My buddy at W.B. Mason has invited me. I could see if he'd like another, if you're interested. He might have room for you. Drop me a line and let me know what's happening.

david mcmahon said...

Came here from Suldog. Hope you took the next week off work!

David Sullivan said...

Cuz: I haven't heard anythingfrom my uncle , so check it out. He can always find someone to go with. It would be cool to hang with you again.

Dave: You are a "Mic" from Austrailia, so I'm sure you know plenty about long, orgy weekends.

Suldog said...

Cuz:

I've got the question hanging with my buddy. When he lets me know if he's got another ticket, I'll let you know.